Lesson learned over dinner: How to remove an insect that has crawled into your ear while sleeping.
Step 1: Remain calm. Don’t panic.
Step 2: Look for a good strong flashlight.
Step 3: Hold flashlight close to ear canal and turn on.
Step 4: Have patience and wait for insect to follow the light and walk out of your ear canal.
According to Jairo (who has tried this technique several times) all insects will instinctively follow the light.