Note to self: Next trip, avoid cerviche in the Central Park

Remedies for diarrhea on Isla Solentiname, given to me and consumed in this order over the course of one day:

One Anti-Diarrhea tablet guaranteed to stop the problem immediately

One hot chamomile tea to soothe the stomach

One tall glass of fresh coconut water to kill the bacteria poured by Don Antonio after he cut open the coconut with his machete

Another cup of hot chamomile tea to reinforce the stomach soothing

One medium glass of coca cola with a pinch of salt to destroy any remaining remaining bacteria

Two tall glasses of rice water (literally water that rice was boiled in minus the rice)

The next morning, the problem persists.